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"reviewBody": "๐ก ๏ผฐ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผญ๏ผข๏ผฌ๏ผฅ\nHowdy everyone! Today I will be taking a look at the Globluum SU9, a cute little Android-based DAP that was designed for kids. And honestly, considering this is in fact a full-fledged Android device, your kids will be doing much more things on here other than music (if parental controls aren't in place). Thus, I will mainly be covering this DAP/MP3 Player from an adult's perspective, more specifically from someone who is an audiophile themselves. I own quite a few DAPs and have a collection of IEMs to try this with, so rest assured I will be doing a lot of listening and A/Bing.\n\n[๐ป๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐]\n\n๐ข ๏ผฐ๏ผฒ๏ผฏ๏ผณ\nโ ACTUALLY GOOD SOUND!! ๐คฏ\nโ \nโ Included 128GB microSD is no joke ๐ฎ\nโ The bootloader can, in fact, be unlocked... ๐\n\n๐ด ๏ผฃ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผณ\nโ Some preloaded apps are questionable for kids (ahemโX)\nโ Navigation buttons can be a bit confusing\nโ \n\n\n๐ต ๏ผญ๏ผน ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผง๏ผจ๏ผด๏ผณ\n\n๐๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐จ๐๐๐๐ง๐ฌ\nThis device looked like it came straight out of 2016, and then got blasted with a shrink ray. It's basically a miniatured phone from yesteryears. Not that that's bad or anything. Removing the pre-applied clear case and screen protector reveals a matte plastic back, along with a front display made of 2.5D glass. The glass likely offers no scratch resistance or oleophobic coating, but I'm just glad it's glass and not a plastic screen. Overall I couldn't really ask for more, it's meant for kids anyway, and it's far from the cheapest built device.\n\n๐๐๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฌ\nThis device has a low-resolution unlaminated LCD display of 800๏ฝ480 pixels. So texts will be noticeably pixelated, however it's actually not too bad considering the tiny size of the display. Despite being unlaminated, the air gap between the glass and LCD is quite thin, so it's not the worst I've seen in that regard.\n\n๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ก\nOverall design-wise, I like it! I like how tiny it is, and the light pink colorway is really cute. The white glass front reminds me of phones from 10-15 years ago, which is a nice nostalgic feeling.\n\n๐ฆ๐ข๐๐ง๐ช๐๐ฅ๐\nAs with most cheap Android devices, the Globluum SU9 runs on fairly a minimal build of AOSP. The ROM does include quite a fair bit of pre-installed apps, but they can all be uninstalled. The homescreen icons all have a consistent playful cartoonish design to them, which I think is quite nice. But if you or your kid is ever tired of them, I'd recommend installing other launchers so you're not confined to a single immutable UI.\n\n๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐\nApparently this MP3 player is equipped with the Mediatek Helio A22 chipset. This is a common chipset found in many low-end phones from 2018-2022. It's pretty subpar in today's standards, but it's still far from the worst that I've seen. The Helio A22 is comparable to something like the Snapdragon 430. I'm just lucky that it didn't use some garbage chip from the likes of Unisoc/spreadtrum. It is then further bolstered with 3 Gigs of RAM, so not too shabby.\n\n\n\n๐ฃ ๏ผฃ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผฃ๏ผฌ๏ผต๏ผณ๏ผฉ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ\nGlobluum really went above and beyond with this MP3 player that was intended for kids. Deliberate thought and effort was put into making this product. General performance turned out to be better than expected. The sound output actually turned out to be very decent, and the included earphones actually didn't suck! \n\nUsually when you hear about a โkidsโ product, you expect it to be pretty bad for adults, let alone for kids. Well this isn't the case here. To my discerning eye and ears, this is a great MP3 player in and of itself, especially at this price point. Any child who receives such a player will certainly be in for a treat. Is it one of the best sounding DAPs out there? Hell no. But for a kids device, it's more than what I could ask for.",
"reviewTitle": "Globluum SU9 Review: ๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐จ, ๐ฟ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐ฃ๐๐จ๐จ.",
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"productTitle": "160GB MP3 Player with Bluetooth 5.0 and WiFi, Music Player with Spotify, Audible, Amazon Music, Libby, Spotify Kids, 4\" Touchscreen Android MP4 Player with HiFi Sound, FM Radio (Pink)",
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For one vertigo-inducing moment she was above the battlefield. She sailed past the huge, masklike face of the bone construct, a thick coating of regenerating bone seeping down its legs in rivuletsโfree-falling, with an aerial view as Camilla danced through the chaos toward the calm and fragile figure of Cytherea the First, who stood watching her approach. Gideon tried to twist in the airโif she could just contrive to hit a window, rather than the wallโ
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