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.......................... Weather.
10 Day Weather-Dale, Texas 78616
As of 2:31 pm CDT
Air Quality Alert
Today
Day
96°
ESE 6 mph
Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 96F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
Humidity
27%
UV Index
8 of 11
Sunrise
7:24 am
Sunset
7:13 pm
Night
66°
5%
SSE 6 mph
Mainly clear. Low 66F. Winds light and variable.
Humidity
60%
UV Index
0 of 11
Moonrise
4:40 pm
Moonset
2:29 am
Waxing Gibbous
Fri 03
Mostly Sunny
94°
/66°
7%
NE 9 mph
Sat 04
Sunny
93°
/66°
7%
ENE 9 mph
Sun 05
Mostly Sunny
93°
/70°
8%
E 8 mph
Mon 06
Partly Cloudy
94°
/69°
24%
E 8 mph
Tue 07
Mostly Sunny
94°
/69°
13%
E 8 mph
Wed 08
Mostly Sunny
93°
/69°
15%
NNE 10 mph
Thu 09
Mostly Sunny
90°
/64°
8%
NNE 11 mph
Fri 10
Mostly Sunny
90°
/62°
3%
NE 8 mph
Sat 11
Sunny
92°
/63°
6%
NE 8 mph
Sun 12
Partly Cloudy
89°
/61°
24%
E 8 mph
Mon 13
Partly Cloudy
92°
/62°
11%
SSE 9 mph
Tue 14
Mostly Sunny
92°
/64°
18%
SSE 10 mph
Wed 15
Partly Cloudy
90°
/65°
24%
SE 9 mph
Thu 16
AM Showers
92°
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32%
SE 9 mph
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Current threat: Vampires. 🧛🏻♂️
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SWATting
"SWATting," or "Swatting," is basically the definition of serious business. It is a method of pwning others IRL, but at the same time it is most often attempted by people whom, generally speaking, can't get anything done. Most Swatting attempts go nowhere and if you don't know what you're doing you could end up with visit from the partyvan yourself.
The point of a SWAT attempt is to troll a local police forces' 1337, lethal, super cereal SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics) team into becoming your personal army and send them into action by directing them to raid your unsuspecting target's home. This hopefully results in all manner of drama and lulz featuring helicopters with blinding searchlights waking up the entire neighborhood, a blockade of armored personnel carriers surrounding the victim's house, tear gas and flashbang grenades getting lobbed through their (closed) windows, a front door smashed to pieces after being leveled with a battering ram, followed by dozen or more heavily armed IRL tough guys in body armor with itchy trigger fingers and snarling attack dogs and, ultimately, the victim's death after a sudden move. If they are lucky enough to make it out of this sticky situation alive somehow, they will end up eternally shunned and mocked by their family, the neighbours and your peers.
tl;dr: A SWAT raid is typically executed via caller ID spoofing in conjunction with a little social engineering to convince the authorities to raid the target's home. A SWAT raid executed properly is the ultimate in using an IRL personal army to do your bidding and will either end in tears, über pwnage or death...or all three.
It has become much more prevalent tactic of /i/nsurgents in the last few years or so, primarily due to the recent influx of faggots who believe they're the new 1337 trollgods of the interwebs.
(( HOLY SHIT KEFFALS GOT SWATTED ))
............................ God I hate my roommate for always taking a shit and making it so I can't use the bathroom. I'm gonna stab him!... Speaking of poo, and stabbing, here's the latest crap from #LRH: (Their channel is probably banned now)
[07:06] <+idlerman> fun gambling game
[07:08] <+teamr> whats so fun about it
[07:08] <+idlerman> what is fun about anything
[07:08] <+teamr> i dunno
[07:08] <+shimmer> idlerman i'm ordering you to touch grass. f'realz.
[07:09] <+shimmer> ranma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzfx0IkH_jU
[07:12] <+idlerman> cool moist grass between my toes
[07:12] <+shimmer> er, not ranma XD
[07:12] <+shimmer> fuck
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Epinephelus marginatus is a species of fish in the grouper family, Epinephelidae. It is found in coastal waters, primarily at the edges of the Atlantic Ocean – off western Africa and eastern South America – and also in the Indian Ocean around South Africa, Madagascar and Réunion, and throughout the Mediterranean. Epinephelus marginatus is a very large, oval-bodied and large-headed fish with a wide mouth which has a protruding lower jaw. It is typically 90 cm in length but some individuals grow up to 150 cm. The head and upper body are coloured dark reddish brown or greyish, usually with yellowish gold countershading on the ventral surfaces, while the base colour is marked by a vertical series of irregular pale-greenish-yellow, silvery-grey or whitish blotching. This E. marginatus individual was photographed off Cape Palos, Spain.
Photograph credit: Diego Delso
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Hey, everyone! I'm just fondling my 13 year old girlfriend's tits, and she's gonna give me a blowjob and get cum in her breaces!
