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Yo, come eein mah caw! Ah gat da finess ride, nigga! Negro Freddie Gibbs Charged with Rape in Austria. Nigforme Opens Sex Ring in Pennsylvania. Police Trying to Identify Toilet Swimmer Wanted in 3 Separate Rape Cases in New Orleans. .......................... Weather. 10 Day Weather-Dale, Texas 78616 As of 2:31 pm CDT Air Quality Alert Today Day 96° ESE 6 mph Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 96F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Humidity 27% UV Index 8 of 11 Sunrise 7:24 am Sunset 7:13 pm Night 66° 5% SSE 6 mph Mainly clear. Low 66F. Winds light and variable. Humidity 60% UV Index 0 of 11 Moonrise 4:40 pm Moonset 2:29 am Waxing Gibbous Fri 03 Mostly Sunny 94° /66° 7% NE 9 mph Sat 04 Sunny 93° /66° 7% ENE 9 mph Sun 05 Mostly Sunny 93° /70° 8% E 8 mph Mon 06 Partly Cloudy 94° /69° 24% E 8 mph Tue 07 Mostly Sunny 94° /69° 13% E 8 mph Wed 08 Mostly Sunny 93° /69° 15% NNE 10 mph Thu 09 Mostly Sunny 90° /64° 8% NNE 11 mph Fri 10 Mostly Sunny 90° /62° 3% NE 8 mph Sat 11 Sunny 92° /63° 6% NE 8 mph Sun 12 Partly Cloudy 89° /61° 24% E 8 mph Mon 13 Partly Cloudy 92° /62° 11% SSE 9 mph Tue 14 Mostly Sunny 92° /64° 18% SSE 10 mph Wed 15 Partly Cloudy 90° /65° 24% SE 9 mph Thu 16 AM Showers 92° /62° 32% SE 9 mph ... Current threat: Vampires. 🧛🏻♂️ ... SWATting "SWATting," or "Swatting," is basically the definition of serious business. It is a method of pwning others IRL, but at the same time it is most often attempted by people whom, generally speaking, can't get anything done. Most Swatting attempts go nowhere and if you don't know what you're doing you could end up with visit from the partyvan yourself. The point of a SWAT attempt is to troll a local police forces' 1337, lethal, super cereal SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics) team into becoming your personal army and send them into action by directing them to raid your unsuspecting target's home. This hopefully results in all manner of drama and lulz featuring helicopters with blinding searchlights waking up the entire neighborhood, a blockade of armored personnel carriers surrounding the victim's house, tear gas and flashbang grenades getting lobbed through their (closed) windows, a front door smashed to pieces after being leveled with a battering ram, followed by dozen or more heavily armed IRL tough guys in body armor with itchy trigger fingers and snarling attack dogs and, ultimately, the victim's death after a sudden move. If they are lucky enough to make it out of this sticky situation alive somehow, they will end up eternally shunned and mocked by their family, the neighbours and your peers. tl;dr: A SWAT raid is typically executed via caller ID spoofing in conjunction with a little social engineering to convince the authorities to raid the target's home. A SWAT raid executed properly is the ultimate in using an IRL personal army to do your bidding and will either end in tears, über pwnage or death...or all three. It has become much more prevalent tactic of /i/nsurgents in the last few years or so, primarily due to the recent influx of faggots who believe they're the new 1337 trollgods of the interwebs. (( HOLY SHIT KEFFALS GOT SWATTED )) ............................ God I hate my roommate for always taking a shit and making it so I can't use the bathroom. I'm gonna stab him!... Speaking of poo, and stabbing, here's the latest crap from #LRH: (Their channel is probably banned now) [07:06] <+idlerman> fun gambling game [07:08] <+teamr> whats so fun about it [07:08] <+idlerman> what is fun about anything [07:08] <+teamr> i dunno [07:08] <+shimmer> idlerman i'm ordering you to touch grass. f'realz. [07:09] <+shimmer> ranma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzfx0IkH_jU [07:12] <+idlerman> cool moist grass between my toes [07:12] <+shimmer> er, not ranma XD [07:12] <+shimmer> fuck ................................................................... Epinephelus marginatus is a species of fish in the grouper family, Epinephelidae. It is found in coastal waters, primarily at the edges of the Atlantic Ocean – off western Africa and eastern South America – and also in the Indian Ocean around South Africa, Madagascar and Réunion, and throughout the Mediterranean. Epinephelus marginatus is a very large, oval-bodied and large-headed fish with a wide mouth which has a protruding lower jaw. It is typically 90 cm in length but some individuals grow up to 150 cm. The head and upper body are coloured dark reddish brown or greyish, usually with yellowish gold countershading on the ventral surfaces, while the base colour is marked by a vertical series of irregular pale-greenish-yellow, silvery-grey or whitish blotching. This E. marginatus individual was photographed off Cape Palos, Spain. Photograph credit: Diego Delso ........ Hey, everyone! I'm just fondling my 13 year old girlfriend's tits, and she's gonna give me a blowjob and get cum in her breaces!
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