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class KravMaga: def __init__(self, practitioner_name): self.practitioner_name = practitioner_name def perform_move(self, move): return f"{self.practitioner_name} performs a {move} with the finesse of a ninja and the intensity of a coffee-fueled coder!" def krav_maga_joke(): practitioner = KravMaga("Joseph Jewell") moves = ["punch", "kick", "block", "escape maneuver"] joke = f"Why did the programmer start learning Krav Maga?\n" joke += f"Because {practitioner.practitioner_name} wanted to master both code and combat!\n" for move in moves: joke += practitioner.perform_move(move) + "\n" joke += "Remember: In coding and in Krav Maga, always expect the unexpected errors and opponents!" return joke if __name__ == "__main__": print(krav_maga_joke())
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