Revise paste specialday

specialday {
  var %d = $asctime(ddmm), %y = $asctime(yyyy)
  if (%d == 0101) { echo Happy New Year %y $+ ! }
  elseif (%d == 1302) { echo World Radio Day is an observance day held annually on 13 February! }
  elseif (%d == 1402) { echo Today is Valentine's Day <3 }
  elseif (%d == 0803) { echo International Women's Day %y $+ ! }
  elseif (%d == 1903) { echo Father's Day %y $+ ! }
  elseif (%d == 2103) { echo World Poetry Day! }
  elseif (%d == 2203) { echo World Water Day! }
  elseif (%d == 0104) { echo April Fool's Day! }
  elseif (%d == 2204) { echo International Mother Earth Day! }
  elseif (%d == 2504) { echo Today, freedom day is celebrated in Portugal! }
  elseif (%d == 0105) { echo International Workers Day! }
  elseif (%d == 0505) { echo World Portuguese Language Day! }
  elseif (%d == 1305) { echo The celebration of the Virgin Mary! }
  elseif (%d == 0515) { echo International Day of Families! }
  elseif (%d == 0517) { echo World Internet Day! }
  elseif (%d == 0106) { echo World Children's Day! }
  elseif (%d == 0806) { echo World Oceans Day! }
  elseif (%d == 1006) { echo Portugal National Day %y $+ ! }
  elseif (%d == 1306) { echo Day Saint Anthony of Lisbon! }
  elseif (%d == 0209) { echo Today is TECO's birthday! }
  elseif (%d == 2709) { echo Today is Google birthday! }
  elseif (%d == 0110) { echo International Day for Older Persons! }
  elseif (%d == 0510) { echo 5 October 1910 revolution! }
  elseif (%d == 1010) { echo World Mental Health Day! }
  elseif (%d == 1310) { echo National Pilgrim Day! }
  elseif (%d == 3110) { echo Halloween %y $+ ! }
  elseif (%d == 0111) { echo All Saints' Day! }
  elseif (%d == 2711) { echo World Fado Day! }
  elseif (%d == 0312) {
    echo Restoration Day of Independence!
    echo World AIDS Day!
  }
  elseif (%d == 0812) { echo Day of Immaculate Conception! }
  elseif (%d == 2412) || (%d == 2512) || (%d == 2612) { echo We wish you a merry christmas... *sings* }
  elseif (%d == 3112) { echo New Year's Eve! }
}