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It's Al Roker on his scooter day again!
Guardsmen Shot Identified as Sarah Beckstrom and Andrew Wolfe of WV
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D.C. National Guard Shooting Suspect Rahmanullah Lakanwal Worked with CIA in Afghanistan
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Report: Afghan National Who Allegedly Shot D.C. National Guard Members Shouted, ‘Allahu Akbar
Report: Alleged D.C. National Guard Shooter Yelled, 'Allahu Akbar'
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Rhode Island School District Reinstates Teacher Who Mocked Charlie Kirk Assassination
RI School Reinstates Teacher Who Mocked Charlie Kirk Assassination
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Prosecutor Drops 2020 Georgia Election Interference Case Against Trump
Prosecutor Drops Georgia Election Case Against Trump
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U.N. Predicts Unprecedented Hunger in Nigeria for 2026 as Christian Genocide Continues
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Leftists Blame Trump for National Guardsmen Shooting: ‘Should Never Have Been Deployed’
Leftists Blame Trump for Guardsmen Shooting: Deployed 'for Political Show'
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Sen. Mark Kelly Slammed for Post Responding to Shooting of National Guardsmen
Sen. Kelly Slammed For Post Responding to Shooting of National Guardsmen
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Sen. Ruben Gallego Trashes Own Party in Leaked Texts: ‘Dem Men Look Like Women’
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Rahmanullah Lakanwal Worked with CIA in Afghanistan
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Afghans and Progressives Protest Trump’s ‘Unfair’ Entry Freeze
Afghans and Progressives Protest Trump's 'Unfair' Entry Freeze
Third Monkey Indicted in Connection to Kelley Clayton's Homicide
Blacks know what to do at this point. Just pout your lips and look concerned for your mugshot.
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10 Day Weather- Dale, Texas
As of 10:49 am CST
Today
Day
66°
NE 7 mph
Cloudy early with peeks of sunshine expected late. High 66F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
Humidity
34%
UV Index
2 of 11
Sunrise
7:05 am
Sunset
5:30 pm
Night
50°
E 6 mph
Cloudy skies. Low near 50F. Winds light and variable.
Humidity
54%
UV Index
0 of 11
Moonrise
12:42 pm
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First Quarter
Fri 28
Cloudy
67°
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7%
Sat 29
Cloudy
79°
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24%
Sun 30
Cloudy
53°
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6%
Mon 01
Showers
49°
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45%
Tue 02
Mostly Sunny
54°
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13%
Wed 03
Partly Cloudy
64°
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17%
Thu 04
Showers
59°
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59%
Fri 05
AM Showers
69°
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39%
Sat 06
Partly Cloudy
67°
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10%
Sun 07
Partly Cloudy
72°
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18%
Mon 08
Partly Cloudy
73°
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21%
Tue 09
Mostly Sunny
70°
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Wed 10
Partly Cloudy
72°
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Thu 11
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The Fairly OddParents
The Fairly OddParents (a.k.a. The Jumpy SharkParents) is one of many Nickelodeon cartoons that have gone from lulzy to shit in no time flat. Starring a ten-year-old boy with wish-granting fairies that either nag, bitch or almost kill everyone, they spend each episode solving a problem he himself wished for, when in reality, he could've just not wished it to begin with, but the hurrdurr's 10-year-old curiosity doesn't follow logic, and that's why we have a show.
Despite the already ridiculous concept and shit animation, the series only got worse as it went on, surprising right? It evolved from just being boring into a plague of cookie cutter writing and repetitive gags, and came up with new and exciting ways to insult us and keep the plot going like it was punishment to even deny its god-like influence.
Some argue the series' downfall began with the introduction of Poof, a fairy baby who Timmy wished for that could divide the universe by zero when it shit its pants, and because Nickelodeon didn't have enough mpreg in its lineup. Others say that it was the unimaginably unnecessary live-action movie and its Christmas spinoff which said "Hey, we can kill Drake Bell's acting career more, right?". Others blamed it on this magic dog that does nothing more than... Well, be a dog. But a maaaaaaaagic dog. But you would be wrong, as it hit rock fucking bottom when Mary Sue, under the alias Chloe Carmichael, started sharing with Timmy's faries. Remember when it was established that only miserable kids got fairies? Well, season 10 yelled "FUCK THAT!"
It's quite apparent at this point Butch Hartman and his ex-friend and FOP writer Steve Marmel just wants to end the series and work on other projects such as Danny Phantom, but Nick keeps ordering more seasons. The fact that it's still running today is amazing, especially when compared to Nick's other lovechild SpongeBob SquarePants, which, while also running for too fucking long, still continues to air episodes and make a shitload of money, whereas FOP is hardly acknowledged by Nick anymore, has one of the most erratic schedules seen in an animated show, and generates practically no revenue whatsoever, making it a wonder it's lasted this long despite the fact nobody cares about the show anymore. Regardless, all that matters now is that the show currently sucks, going above and beyond its intended call of duty, gaining its infamy by making its own "IF I HAD ONE" meme early on.
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.............. Nothing says Thanksgiving like gay guys giving each other AIDS! #LRH:
[11:01] <@L0j1k> d3thbird: dwarf fortres
[11:01] <@L0j1k> it is what inspired minecarft
[11:01] <@L0j1k> it is not kind
[11:01] <+jrra> np mac dre doin what i do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izU5cQp24yo
[11:01] <+d3thbird> ah
[11:01] <+d3thbird> rabbit holes
[11:02] <@L0j1k> 100%
[11:02] <+d3thbird> anyone put bedrock on linux b4?
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The 1884 United States presidential election was held in November 1884 between Grover Cleveland of the Democratic Party, James G. Blaine of the Republican Party, and two third-party candidates. The election was narrowly won by Cleveland, who won 219 Electoral College votes to Blaine's 182, ending a run of of six consecutive Republican victories. The issue of personal character featured strongly during the 1884 campaign. Blaine had been prevented from getting the Republican presidential nomination during the previous two elections because of the stigma of a set of letters that he had written, while Cleveland was perceived as having high personal integrity. This campaign advertisement for Blaine, captioned "Another voice for Cleveland", was published in the New York magazine The Judge on September 27, 1884, and aimed to shift this balance and attack Cleveland's morals by alleging that he had fathered an illegitimate child while he was a lawyer in Buffalo, New York. The chromolithograph illustration depicts a weeping woman holding a baby who cries out "I want my pa!" as Cleveland walks past. Cleveland's campaign responded that he had formed a connection with the woman in question and had assumed responsibility for the child, but that his paternity was unproven.
Illustration credit: Frank Beard; restored by Adam Cuerden
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Hello! 🧔🏾♂️️ I am a Julio theh speek! An joo thought dat I wassn't goeeng to mbee heeyer at Thanksgeeveeng? Well joo are wrong, Amigo! I am heeyer an I have my own float, Eet eess a giant balloon made out of mee, an I weel mbee seengeeng weeth deh marcheeng mband oan deh weeth a mboanch of pooping tawdlerss! 💩💩👧🏼💩💩 I don't mean to mbee a party pooper seence I already have tawdlerss doeeng it for mee! What can I say, I am a Julio theh speek, and I loav a tha pooping tawdlerss!
And hello! 🤵🏻♂️️ I'm Agent Jones! I was rescued at from the island at the last minute! And I'm here for the parade too! And when Thanksgiving is over, I'm going to kill Julio the spic!
