// index.tsx (Bun v1.3 runtime)
import { Hono } from "hono@4";
import { cors } from "hono/cors";

const app = new Hono();

const strings = [
  "Plant the seeds of doubt",
  "Break his Razer Naga",
  "Ban his Runescape account",
  "Break the TOS",
  "Purge the chat",
  "Link the allegations",
  "Put him in a room",
  "Microwave him",
  "Give him the wrong drop",
  "Bring him the cope machine",
  "Shave his beard",
  "Dye his hair",
  "Get him a RAID sponsor",
  "Make him mod Geupard12",
  "Ban Ice cloud",
  "Put him on stilts",
  "Pay for his leg extensions",
  "Sever his ethernet cable",
  "I'm not in the mood to execute this command",
  "Reset their runelite plugins",
  "Reset his phone to factory",
  "Reset his browser",
  "Spawn a mirrorback",
  "Defenestrate him",
  "Stab him",
  "Ban him",
  "Kill him",
  "Just kill him",
  "Take him out back",
  "Upgrade him",
  "EXTERMINATE!",
  "Investigate him",
  "Ban Geupard12",
  "Send him to the bees dimension",
  "Ship him to the bees",
  "Teleport him to the woods",
  "Rustle his jimmies",
  "Grind his gears",
  "Organize his bank",
  "Steal pippin from him",
  "Put raccoons in his walls",
  "Eat his leftovers",
  "Break his windows",
  "Toilet paper his house",
  "Egg his house",
  "Throw eggs at him",
  "Throw rotten tomatoes at him",
  "Add him to the perpetual stew",
  "Tell his wife",
  "Call him short",
  "Wish him a good night",
  "Dent his hair",
  "/timeout Ice_Cloud 10",
  "Help, Mika has created sentient life for this command and I must scream",
  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA",
  "Add one electron to every atom in his body",
  "Shoot this guy",
  "Export him to png",
  "Push back his hairline",
  "Revoke his citizenship",
  "Remove his depth perception",
  "Laugh at him",
  "Cut his pizza unevenly",
  "You know what to do",
  "Lay his soul to rest",
  "Spam the chat",
  "Type 1",
  "Ban the dissenters",
  "Tie him up and force him to watch tiktok brainrot",
  "Make him used Ranged",
  "Burn him with fire",
  "Send him to QBD",
  "Make him do QBD without antifires",
  "Make him do The World Wakes",
  "Make him outrun the balls",
  "Kill Guthix again",
  "Send balls his way",
  "Tell him to eat bees",
  "Eat bees",
  "Widen his favourite emote",
  "Do a Croesus hour",
  "Do your hourlies DinkDonk",
  "Do your reapers",
  "Force him to skill",
  "Kill him with the cores",
  "Make him run through Entrana church",
  "Say something sus",
  "Pet pippin",
  "Make a prediction",
  "Give him a random allergy",
  "End the stream",
  "Delay the next leagues",
  "Squish that cat petthewidepippin",
  "Make him base",
  "Get him a throat coat sponsor",
  "Desync his audio",
  "Send him to Quebec",
  "Ban the french",
  "DDOS the entire city of Ottawa",
  "Send a blizzard to his house",
  "Biden blast him",
];

// Enable CORS for all routes
app.use("/*", cors());

// Root route: return random string
app.get("/", (c) => {
  const random = strings[Math.floor(Math.random() * strings.length)];
  return c.text(random);
});

Bun.serve({
  port: Number(process.env.PORT) || 3000,
  fetch: app.fetch,
});

console.log(
  `Server running on http://localhost:${process.env.PORT || 3000}`
);