sub get_threads($self) {
    $self->pg->db->query(<<~'END_SQL')->hashes()
        SELECT thread_id                                             AS id,
               TO_CHAR(thread_date, 'Dy Mon DD HH:MI:SS AM TZ YYYY') AS date,
               thread_author                                         AS author,
               thread_title                                          AS title,
               thread_body                                           AS body
          FROM threads
         WHERE NOT hidden_status
         ORDER BY thread_date DESC;
       END_SQL
}