// ==UserScript==
// @name Sala do Futuro - Zoar Saudação Completa
// @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version 1.2
// @description Troca toda a saudação ("Olá, Nome") por uma versão zoada
// @match https://saladofuturo.educacao.sp.gov.br/*
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
const randomStrings = [
"the death",
"your soul",
"darkness",
"the voice that screams in the silence",
"the silence",
"the plague"
];
function changeWelcome() {
const userSpan = document.querySelector(".MuiTypography-root.MuiTypography-h5");
if (userSpan) {
const randomText = randomStrings[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomStrings.length)];
const parent = userSpan.parentNode;
if (parent && !parent.textContent.includes("No, I'm not human")) {
parent.textContent = `No, I'm not human, I am ${randomText}`;
}
}
}
// roda 1x ao carregar
window.addEventListener('load', () => {
setTimeout(changeWelcome, 1500);
});
})();